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HOW TO SELL TOOTHBRUSHES

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The kids filed back into class Monday morning.  They were very
excited.  Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a
talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off: “I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30,” she
said proudly, “My sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s civil
spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success.”  “Very
good,” said the teacher.

Little Jenny was next:  “I sold magazines,” she said, “I made $45 and
I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current
events.”  “Very good, Jenny,” said the teacher.

Eventually it was Little Johnny’s turn.  The teacher held her breath.

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box
full of cash on the teacher’s desk.  “$2,467,” he said.  “$2,467!”
cried the teacher, “What in the world were you selling?”

“Toothbrushes,” said Little Johnny. “Toothbrushes!” echoed the
teacher, “How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make
that much money?”

“I found the busiest corner in town,” said Little Johnny, “I set up a
Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample.”
They all said the same thing, “Hey, this tastes like dog poop!”  Then
I would say, “It is dog poop. Wanna buy a toothbrush?”  “I used the
government’s strategy of giving you something shitty for free and then
making you pay to get the taste out of your mouth.”


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पु. लं. – अखेरचा अध्याय

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पु. लं. – अखेरचा अध्याय
‘हॉिःपटल′ हा शब्द ऐकला की माझ्या काळजाचा (की हृदयाचा?)
ठोका चुकतो.
त्यामुळे डॉक्टरांनाही मी आजारी असल्याचं घोिषत करणं सोपं
जातं… साध्या डासाच्या र

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Ramayan-in brief: the story of wives!!

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*संक्षिप्त** **रामायण*

पूरी रामायण बीवियों की कहानी है.
लक्षमण अपनी घर पर छोड़ कर चला आया.
रावण दूसरे की उठा के फँस गया.
हनुमान की अपनी थी ही नहीं मगर दूसरे की ढूँढने में सारी लंका जला डाली.
राम को अपनी वापस लाने के लिए दस दिनों तक युद्ध करना पड़ा.
वापस लाकर भी उसे क्या मिला?

एक धोबी ने अपनी बीवी को वापस घर में नहीं लिया,

तो राम ने अपनीवाली को out कर दिया.
और अंत में क्या हुआ?
जिस बीवी के कारण यह सब रामायण घटी, वह underground हो गयी.
अब यह सोचो: अखा झमेला हुआ ही कायेको?
क्योंकि दशरथ की तीन बीवियां थी.

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Story of a Gujarati

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There was once a Gujarati Bhai-Patel, owning a shop, living in USA , and he was involved in a car accident.

At the hospital, when he awoke, he called for the nurse to find out what had happened to him. Read the rest of this entry »

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Secret behind happy married life!!!

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Once X asked Y, “What is the secret behind your happy married life?”

Y said, “You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.”

X asked, “Can you explain?” Read the rest of this entry »

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Clever kid

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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when
the stranger turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that
flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
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Popat ho gaya

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Ek baar ek Totaa (Bole to Parrot ) Ud Raha tha full speed par ….

Uske Saamne full speed me ek Ferrari AA rahi thi …

Dono ki takkar hui … Read the rest of this entry »

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True love

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The Love Story of Ralph & Edna

Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t
mean they don’t love you with all they have.
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. Read the rest of this entry »

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A message goes long way through

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The train has started moving. It is packed with people of all ages,
mostly with the working men and women and young college guys and gals.
Near the window, seated is a old man with his 30 year old son. As the
train moves by, the son is overwhelmed with joy as he was thrilled with
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FINDING AND KEEPING A LIFE PARTNER

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FINDING AND KEEPING A LIFE PARTNER by Dov Heller, M.A.
When it comes to making the decision about choosing a life partner, no
one wants to make a mistake. Yet, with a divorce rate of close to 50%,
it appears that many are making serious mistakes in their approach to
finding Mr./Miss. Right! Read the rest of this entry »

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Letter to Lord Krishna

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Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.

His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell
his mother what he wanted. Read the rest of this entry »

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Nagpur History

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Nagpur is the most important city in the Vidarbha region of Maharashtra State. Sixteen centuries ago it was known as “NAGAPURA” and in 4th Century A.D., this town was located within Nandivardhana district of Vakataka kingdom, Read the rest of this entry »

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Mallu jokes

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1) What is the tax on a Mallu’s income called?
IngumDax

2) Where did the Malayali study?
In the ko-liage. Read the rest of this entry »

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Warren Buffet

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World’s 2nd Richest Man – Warren Buffet

especially read the second part: advice to young people

There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity Here are some very interesting aspects of his life: Read the rest of this entry »

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पहील्या पावसाच्या हार्दिक शुभेच्छा

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पहील्या पावसाच्या हार्दिक शुभेच्छा॥
प्रत्येक क्षणामध्ये काहीतरी आपले असते॥
दुःखात जरी रडलॊ तरी़ सुखात हास्य असते॥
विरह जरि आले तरी मिलनात गॊडवा असतॊ॥
ग्रीष्मात जरी उकडलॊ तरी॰॰॰॰॰पहील्या पावसात गारवा असतॊ॥
आपल्या आयुष्यातही पावसाची सर
नविन चैतन्याचा गारवा आपलेपणाचा ऒलावा
आणि सुखाची नवी हिरवळ पसरवॊ
हिच श्री चरणी प्रार्थना
॥ पहील्या पावसाच्या हार्दिक शुभेच्छा॥

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India ko jitao

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Sehwag ki maa ko bulao,
Sachin ko Pepsi pilao,
Ganguly ko Chawanprash khilao,
Dhoni ke baalo mein Gel lagao, Read the rest of this entry »

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Awesome stuff

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In Year 1981

1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes
4. Pope Died
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Taxi No.9211 (ServerDown)

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Server Down
kisi ka error, kisi ki exception,
kisi ka bug, kisi ki tension,
yahaan pe programmer ki har khushi,
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JOB HOPPING, IS IT WORTH

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Go through the following, It is really nice piece of an article I found, WORTH READING!

There are never better pastures – only other pastures!

Move from one job to another, but only for the right reasons

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PJ – Husband

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Why Indian husbands are called “MADE OF SILVER”
And
Why American husband are called “MADE OF GOLD”

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